Sodomy and Sea Bison

From across the northwest

Came the fuzzy sea beast

Chased by the sasquatch

For his carnal feast.

 

Sodomy and Sea Bison

What a refrain

Sodomy and Sea Bison

Are one and the same.

 

To the sex-crazed sasquatch

Only one thing on his mind

The sad little Sea Bison

And his aching behind.